While looking at this picture try to imagine it accompanied by a lengthy convoluted explanation about why Hannah and Molly felt the need to empty the entire contents of the Wendy House out into the middle of the garden. It involved year 7 science exams, studying, charity week and the school fete. And yes, Molly has confirmed her position at the bottom of my hit parade.
So, here's my plan. I'm going to plant these strawberries. Then I'm going to completely forget about them. And let them die. Then sometime in August I'm going to notice them and say 'oh, damn. I totally forgot about those'. Any objections?